"It's The Worse Day of My Life. What Do You Think?"

I woke up. I'm pissed off. I'm PMS-y. I'm filling in for a woman at work. I feel like I want to kill someone. I left my badge at home. I'm using the loser badge. I'm not in the mood to be teased because frankly I could break down any minute. I didn't carry my badge to the bathroom. I decided to go get water. I was in the stairwell. I don't have my badge. The door is open. I go through. I'm trapped on the fourth floor. I have to call my building so I can get someone's number in my department to let me back in. The only person at their desk is the person who teases me the most. I almost went home but I'm busy. Today sucks.