I'm A Good Citizen Because I Recycle
All right, I don't really recycle. Not cans or bottles or boxes, but I'm going to recycle a post (or at least part of a post) from Still A Pretty Girl. It was titled Conversations and was just random conversations that I have had with Brian that I find amusing. Anyway here they are:
One day Brian called me while I was at work, after he came home from his class.
"Hi."
"Hi, how was class?"
"It was okay. I came home and your fucking dog has shit all over the place. It's on the cupboards."
"Okay."
Silence. Silence. Silence. Twenty minutes later...
"Okay, I'm going to go a clean this up."
"Alright, I'll see you when I get home."
Brian and I before I left for work.
"Is this outfit too slutty for work?"
"Sluttiness isn't what you wear, it's a state of being. So, yes."
This is something I wish I hadn't known. Anyway, there were black spots on my yellow wall. How curious.
"Brian, why are there black marks on the wall? What could this possibly be from?"
"It might be from when I was trying to kill a spider with the lighter, but I can't be sure."
Hmm, that's all I have right now. Sorry I'm a bore.
One day Brian called me while I was at work, after he came home from his class.
"Hi."
"Hi, how was class?"
"It was okay. I came home and your fucking dog has shit all over the place. It's on the cupboards."
"Okay."
Silence. Silence. Silence. Twenty minutes later...
"Okay, I'm going to go a clean this up."
"Alright, I'll see you when I get home."
Brian and I before I left for work.
"Is this outfit too slutty for work?"
"Sluttiness isn't what you wear, it's a state of being. So, yes."
This is something I wish I hadn't known. Anyway, there were black spots on my yellow wall. How curious.
"Brian, why are there black marks on the wall? What could this possibly be from?"
"It might be from when I was trying to kill a spider with the lighter, but I can't be sure."
Hmm, that's all I have right now. Sorry I'm a bore.
Wrapped up by Jolynn at
10:45 PM
3 Comments:
"It might be from when I was trying to kill a spider with the lighter, but I can't be sure."
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAA! That cracked me up! Thank you!
By
cat, at 12:15 PM, October 29, 2004
Hey, will your kiddies be going out for Halloween? Will you be posting pics? I wanna see!
By
cat, at 2:49 PM, October 30, 2004
Since I have no idea when the comment was posted... you posted a "where are you" comment on my old blog address. Was that recent? You found me didn't you? I'm a little slow you see. :) And I never got emailed that comment for some reason. Bad me.
Just in case www.beyondelsewhere.ca - although I think you've since found me, right?
By
cat, at 7:12 AM, November 01, 2004
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